Warning: Mike Ness may cause Weakness of the Knees

How did God do it. How did he make a man like Mike Ness. He was totally on that day in 1962. He created a masterpiece of a man. I don't want to be lame and ruin all of this by getting into the specifics behind what makes Mike Ness the most amazing, loveliest man alive, but suffice it to say that he is and the Hottest and Most Sugared Donut Hole in the universe put it in her blog. So it must be a fact.